Mock the Week's : Funniest Book of All Time*

The bestselling stocking filler returns, though you might want to give granny her Christmas sherry before she looks at it: "Mock the Week's Funniest Book of All Time" is an hilarious, edgy collection of brand new gags from the team behind the popular panel show. It includes categories such as include: Unlikely Dictionary Definitions: arsehopper (n.): small green insect that lives up your arse. I may have misheard this. Unlikely Village Names: Clegg-Under-Cameron; Cock-on-the-Curtain; Tinchy Stryder ...Unlikely Things to Hear During School Assembly: 'This year's Speech Day has of course been ruined by those silly boys who assassinated Mr Bartram ...' Unlikely Things to Hear on Downton abbey: 'Mr Bates' leg? He hurt it helping Otis Ferry throw a fire extinguisher off Nelson's Column at a Countryside Alliance march.' Unlikely Crosswords Clues: You won't get this (12, 4, 3, 5). This refers only to this and the previous three "MTW" books, and even that's a matter of opinion...

Dan Patterson is the creator and producer of Mock the Week, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Room 101 and Fast and Loose. Now in its sixth year, Mock the Week is the biggest comedy show on BBC2, regularly drawing millions of viewers every week and making stars of Frankie Boyle, Dara O'Briain, Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis and Russell Howard.